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I remember someone bought a car. But the next day, he went to the dealer and said: this thing doesn't work! and the dealer repplyed: why? can you please
explain it to me? the man said: sure. When I put D for day, it is perfect; when I put N for night, it doesn't move at all!
Hahahahahha Lou, I like that one!
Okay I have a blind joke, so anyone who's going to get offended, either don't read it, or I apologize in advance. It's not meant to be mean or whatever. My mobility teacher made it up!
Question: How do you make a blind person crazy?
Give up?
Sure?
Positive?
Okay...
The ansewr is ...
Answer: You lock him in a round room and tell him to find the corners.
Dumb, I know.
Sorry ...
Cheers, all!
Caitlin
well, I knew that one, but with a dog. I don't know why blind sometimes get ofended... this one is good too.
There were a group of trhee people, tring to steal a bank. So they needed to pass through the a c system (air conditioner system).
OK, here goes the first one. He makes some noise. The guard asks: who is there? and the man answers:
"meow" you know, those cat sounds... well, here goes the second one: he makes noises again, as the fst one did. THis time, the guards asks again "who is there"? the other man says: "meow!". The third one makes noises like those previous... and the guard asks again, this time more impatient: "who is there!" the man answers: "another cat, another cat!"
oh! I forgot this! what did a louse said to a bald man?
are you sure you know it?
...
...
...
...think about it
positive?
sure?
well, the answer is
don't slouch!